jack black was on snl tonight. we were very delighted by that. and that guy from the strokes has very attractive hands. we couldn't stop looking at them while he was singing.

oh, we've decided to start talking about ourselves in plural. we feel it gives us an air of interesting eccentricism with just an underlying hint of that possible-serial-killer mentality. plus it creates the illusion that we're not really pathetic, lonely, friendless freaks. and this way, our opinions carry more weight, as it seems many people are agreeing with us. we could go on with the various reasons why this is a brilliant idea, but we've thought about it and agree that we don't want to sound long-winded.

hey-does anyone know how to properly put on a tie? we have a really cool one, but we never wear it because we don't know how to tie it. we would greatly appreciate any sort of help anyone would be willing to give us.