Spotty Bananas
Aug. 27, 2004 - when i wear blue, i am like the wind
Aug. 26, 2004 - italian people are nice!
Aug. 25, 2004 - i was raised by bears
Aug. 21, 2004 - this calls for a sexy party
Aug. 19, 2004 - we smoke while we flip the bird
Aug. 17, 2004 - let's do the time warp again
Aug. 14, 2004 - stop being so gay, gay-wad
Aug. 11, 2004 - yar, i'm not attractive
Aug. 10, 2004 - you have a pen glued to your cowlick
Aug. 8, 2004 - all i want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit
Aug. 5, 2004 - i have to go now, my planet needs me
Jul. 26, 2004 - shutup, ugly
Jul. 23, 2004 - but aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. you're from two different worlds.
Jul. 20, 2004 - the dude abides
Jul. 18, 2004 - why should i be denied sunny days and daffodils just because i'm a misanthropic nihilist?
Jul. 15, 2004 - bang your head to your favourite song
Jul. 13, 2004 - the world is on my side
Jul. 12, 2004 - everything must go
Jul. 8, 2004 - hooray for everything
Jul. 3, 2004 - o, canada
Jun. 29, 2004 - blame it on the tetons
Jun. 26, 2004 - you don't win friends with salad
Jun. 24, 2004 - i wonder how the shroud of turin tastes
Jun. 21, 2004 - i was born a snake handler and i'll die a snake handler
Jun. 20, 2004 - i know i won't be leaving here with you
Jun. 19, 2004 - she's so cool
Jun. 15, 2004 - you'll never clean my dirty mind
Jun. 13, 2004 - i'm a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl
Jun. 10, 2004 - nuts to this
Jun. 1, 2004 - i only join clubs that rent pornographic video tapes
May. 29, 2004 - i played with the ween
May. 26, 2004 - my parents won't let me use scissors
May. 19, 2004 - i just thought i'd fill the house with the rich, satisfying smell of tobacco
May. 15, 2004 - why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy i don't even know on my dad's bed
May. 13, 2004 - nobody doesn't like molten boron
May. 10, 2004 - if you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits
May. 8, 2004 - i came to bring the pain hardcore from the brain
May. 7, 2004 - you're so pretty when you're unfaithful to me
May. 5, 2004 - idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how god hates that
May. 1, 2004 - i hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record
Apr. 28, 2004 - dancing is forbidden
Apr. 24, 2004 - stab stab stab
Apr. 22, 2004 - you'll be selling books at the airport
Apr. 20, 2004 - put on your red shoes and dance
Apr. 17, 2004 - wish that i was bulletproof
Apr. 17, 2004 - to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
Apr. 16, 2004 - dance with me
Apr. 13, 2004 - you know how i feel about giving
Apr. 13, 2004 - nobody gives you a chance or a dollar in this old town
Apr. 12, 2004 - you're about to inspect the back of my hand
Apr. 10, 2004 - what's 'prodigal' mean?
Mar. 30, 2004 - you're dead to me, can opener
Mar. 23, 2004 - i'm sweeter than jewish wine
Mar. 16, 2004 - i'm gonna roll around on the floor for a little bit, k?
Mar. 13, 2004 - everybody thought that she was boring, so they never listened anyway
Mar. 11, 2004 - hello friends, i am a perfectly normal human worm baby
Mar. 6, 2004 - whatcha gonna do when you get out of jail?
Mar. 4, 2004 - yes, you finally made a monkey out of me (i love you, dr zeius)
Mar. 3, 2004 - cuz i'm hella cool, that's why
Mar. 1, 2004 - this is my scheming face
Feb. 27, 2004 - i am acting astonished
Feb. 26, 2004 - you can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick
Feb. 25, 2004 - no one fed me so i stayed
Feb. 24, 2004 - come see the duck
Feb. 19, 2004 - come on, let's rectify this mad look in my eyes
Feb. 17, 2004 - shine on, you crazy diamond
Feb. 10, 2004 - as the world falls down
Feb. 7, 2004 - i blew a fuse in my personality
Feb. 5, 2004 - i am heaven sent
Feb. 4, 2004 - if you slow down now, then you're gonna get caught
Feb. 2, 2004 - look, i made a moustache with your hair
Jan. 28, 2004 - if i had a hole in my throat, i'd put pennies in it
Jan. 27, 2004 - a lot goes on, but nothing happens
Jan. 26, 2004 - bound for the floor
Jan. 24, 2004 - shake it like a polaroid picture
Jan. 21, 2004 - badger, my ass. it's probably milhouse.
Jan. 18, 2004 - and it seems so, i don't know
Jan. 16, 2004 - "don vito was hilarious." -- don vito
Jan. 14, 2004 - i'm directly beneath the earth's sun...now
Jan. 13, 2004 - my word is a japanese name
Jan. 9, 2004 - if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Jan. 8, 2004 - i wasn't asleep, i was drunk
Jan. 6, 2004 - she's a fat girl with a lisp
Jan. 2, 2004 - duffman says a lot of things
Jan. 1, 2004 - hey man, you're looking goovy today
Dec. 31, 2003 - i just might stop to check you out
Dec. 30, 2003 - i just realized that smoking is gross
Dec. 29, 2003 - that's why i molest little children
Dec. 27, 2003 - are you doing something sexual?
Dec. 26, 2003 - they all said she's just another groupie slut
Dec. 24, 2003 - we're not terrific, but we're competent
Dec. 23, 2003 - girls don't like boys
Dec. 22, 2003 - i'll make you smile for the simple fact i'm good at it
Dec. 21, 2003 - why am i all sticky and naked? did i miss something fun?
Dec. 19, 2003 - stop harvesting me with your eyes
Dec. 18, 2003 - do i look gay in this outfit?
Dec. 17, 2003 - i often have thoughts and emotions that can only be expressed through dance
Dec. 16, 2003 - looking for love in all the wrong places
Dec. 15, 2003 - oh boy, sleep! that's where i'm a viking
Dec. 15, 2003 - profit and sex is really what america is all about
Dec. 14, 2003 - big meaty claws!
Dec. 13, 2003 - i'm shaving my shoulders...i'm getting it all shaved off
Dec. 12, 2003 - this is just a modern rock song
Dec. 11, 2003 - half swedish and half asian
Dec. 10, 2003 - who's got the light?
Dec. 9, 2003 - i was talking to peachy-peach about kissy-kiss
Dec. 8, 2003 - good comrades go to heaven
Dec. 7, 2003 - that's what the world needs: patrick swayze pedophilia
Dec. 6, 2003 - straight to hell
Dec. 5, 2003 - it's good to self-pollute yourself once a day
Dec. 4, 2003 - can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
Dec. 3, 2003 - you're cranky. have you had your juice box yet?
Dec. 2, 2003 - he started heading for the motorway
Dec. 1, 2003 - i'll bring home the turkey and you'll bring home the bacon
Nov. 30, 2003 - another survey. you don't have to read it. it's boring.
Nov. 29, 2003 - i could have rocked the spot
Nov. 27, 2003 - you're old and you're ugly
Nov. 27, 2003 - i don't need your resistance
Nov. 26, 2003 - i am jean grey! except i don't suck
Nov. 24, 2003 - even the woodland creatures are calling for murder
Nov. 23, 2003 - quick on the draw with my hands on the floor
Nov. 21, 2003 - dot on the i between the h and the t
Nov. 20, 2003 - no pally, this is BRONSON, missouri
Nov. 19, 2003 - maybe in a paper boat we'll both just float away
Nov. 18, 2003 - if i strip for you, will you strip for me?
Nov. 17, 2003 - have you no shame, girl?
Nov. 15, 2003 - i bet your blood tastes delicious
Nov. 14, 2003 - known to cause insanity in laboratory mice
Nov. 12, 2003 - one of the many advantages of being cool like me is that you don't get eaten by cannibals
Nov. 11, 2003 - let's play 'find the eel'
Nov. 10, 2003 - bizarro, i love you
Nov. 9, 2003 - no donut!
Nov. 8, 2003 - will said skills pay the bills?
Nov. 7, 2003 - everything tastes better with rabies
Nov. 6, 2003 - ease up, you fundamentalist
Nov. 4, 2003 - what are we going to do tomorrow night?
Nov. 3, 2003 - stop looking at me, swan
Nov. 2, 2003 - hail satan
Oct. 31, 2003 - illiterate? write for free help
Oct. 30, 2003 - you intergalactic hussy
Oct. 29, 2003 - she stays up all night
Oct. 28, 2003 - i reign supreme in my own damn mind
Oct. 27, 2003 - now i wanna sniff some glue
Oct. 26, 2003 - time may change me
Oct. 25, 2003 - you spin me right round
Oct. 23, 2003 - take your best shot
Oct. 22, 2003 - i move the stars for no one
Oct. 21, 2003 - when i grow up, i want to be a principal or a caterpillar
Oct. 20, 2003 - sneak up behind you like a fucking tornado
Oct. 19, 2003 - sometimes it hurts
Oct. 18, 2003 - i could be the one that you want
Oct. 17, 2003 - wake up, frenzy
Oct. 16, 2003 - happy
Oct. 16, 2003 - trying to discover what's wrong with my mind
Oct. 15, 2003 - don't forget to fuck yourself
Oct. 14, 2003 - dumb like a MOOSE!
Oct. 13, 2003 - because i'm loco
Oct. 12, 2003 - just listen to me
Oct. 11, 2003 - it's like a little barbecue in my mouth!
Oct. 9, 2003 - you're old enough to buy firearms and explosives, right?
Oct. 8, 2003 - she's gone from suck to blow
Oct. 7, 2003 - tell 'em, steve-dave
Oct. 6, 2003 - damn your non-metal body
Oct. 5, 2003 - tell me what you want me to be
Oct. 4, 2003 - make rocket go now
Oct. 3, 2003 - another morning
Oct. 2, 2003 - you know my love is sweet
Oct. 1, 2003 - you don't need one word to talk to me
Sept. 29, 2003 - suicide diving
Sept. 28, 2003 - the door is made of soup
Sept. 27, 2003 - the people at the bank call me marty
Sept. 26, 2003 - daydream wonder
Sept. 25, 2003 - pointless survey time
Sept. 24, 2003 - nothing's gonna touch you in these golden years
Sept. 23, 2003 - meh
Sept. 22, 2003 - god bless our society
Sept. 21, 2003 - i will rule you all with an iron fist
Sept. 19, 2003 - sometimes i think i should be president
Sept. 18, 2003 - no thanks, i don't eat bugs
Sept. 16, 2003 - my words get blown away
Sept. 15, 2003 - rainbow bubble-gum porkchop
Sept. 14, 2003 - feasting on bums that sleep in the park
Sept. 13, 2003 - i'm dancing like a monkey
Sept. 12, 2003 - today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
Sept. 11, 2003 - the umbrella doubles as a parachute
Sept. 10, 2003 - watch out for piranhas
Sept. 9, 2003 - can i say shoes from texas are dumb?
Sept. 8, 2003 - gone with the sin
Sept. 7, 2003 - but you won't let those robots defeat me
Sept. 6, 2003 - there is no emoticon for what i'm feeling
Sept. 5, 2003 - there's just no reasoning with me
Sept. 4, 2003 - don't hold your breath too long
Sept. 3, 2003 - prepare to be thought at
Sept. 2, 2003 - stalker goes to babylon
Aug. 31, 2003 - i love dangerous games
Aug. 30, 2003 - she likes big words
Aug. 29, 2003 - we'll crush everything in sight
Aug. 28, 2003 - sugar high
Aug. 27, 2003 - help me, dr zeius
Aug. 26, 2003 - ride on shooting star
Aug. 24, 2003 - talk is cheap and lies are expensive
Aug. 23, 2003 - this isn't highschool
Aug. 23, 2003 - i'm a failure by design
Aug. 22, 2003 - funny bunny
Aug. 22, 2003 - suck that fag! as they say in England
Aug. 22, 2003 - this is a lesson in procrastination
a look back...
Aug. 26, 2004 - italian people are nice!
Aug. 25, 2004 - i was raised by bears
Aug. 21, 2004 - this calls for a sexy party
Aug. 19, 2004 - we smoke while we flip the bird
Aug. 17, 2004 - let's do the time warp again
Aug. 14, 2004 - stop being so gay, gay-wad
Aug. 11, 2004 - yar, i'm not attractive
Aug. 10, 2004 - you have a pen glued to your cowlick
Aug. 8, 2004 - all i want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit
Aug. 5, 2004 - i have to go now, my planet needs me
Jul. 26, 2004 - shutup, ugly
Jul. 23, 2004 - but aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. you're from two different worlds.
Jul. 20, 2004 - the dude abides
Jul. 18, 2004 - why should i be denied sunny days and daffodils just because i'm a misanthropic nihilist?
Jul. 15, 2004 - bang your head to your favourite song
Jul. 13, 2004 - the world is on my side
Jul. 12, 2004 - everything must go
Jul. 8, 2004 - hooray for everything
Jul. 3, 2004 - o, canada
Jun. 29, 2004 - blame it on the tetons
Jun. 26, 2004 - you don't win friends with salad
Jun. 24, 2004 - i wonder how the shroud of turin tastes
Jun. 21, 2004 - i was born a snake handler and i'll die a snake handler
Jun. 20, 2004 - i know i won't be leaving here with you
Jun. 19, 2004 - she's so cool
Jun. 15, 2004 - you'll never clean my dirty mind
Jun. 13, 2004 - i'm a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl
Jun. 10, 2004 - nuts to this
Jun. 1, 2004 - i only join clubs that rent pornographic video tapes
May. 29, 2004 - i played with the ween
May. 26, 2004 - my parents won't let me use scissors
May. 19, 2004 - i just thought i'd fill the house with the rich, satisfying smell of tobacco
May. 15, 2004 - why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy i don't even know on my dad's bed
May. 13, 2004 - nobody doesn't like molten boron
May. 10, 2004 - if you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits
May. 8, 2004 - i came to bring the pain hardcore from the brain
May. 7, 2004 - you're so pretty when you're unfaithful to me
May. 5, 2004 - idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how god hates that
May. 1, 2004 - i hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record
Apr. 28, 2004 - dancing is forbidden
Apr. 24, 2004 - stab stab stab
Apr. 22, 2004 - you'll be selling books at the airport
Apr. 20, 2004 - put on your red shoes and dance
Apr. 17, 2004 - wish that i was bulletproof
Apr. 17, 2004 - to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
Apr. 16, 2004 - dance with me
Apr. 13, 2004 - you know how i feel about giving
Apr. 13, 2004 - nobody gives you a chance or a dollar in this old town
Apr. 12, 2004 - you're about to inspect the back of my hand
Apr. 10, 2004 - what's 'prodigal' mean?
Mar. 30, 2004 - you're dead to me, can opener
Mar. 23, 2004 - i'm sweeter than jewish wine
Mar. 16, 2004 - i'm gonna roll around on the floor for a little bit, k?
Mar. 13, 2004 - everybody thought that she was boring, so they never listened anyway
Mar. 11, 2004 - hello friends, i am a perfectly normal human worm baby
Mar. 6, 2004 - whatcha gonna do when you get out of jail?
Mar. 4, 2004 - yes, you finally made a monkey out of me (i love you, dr zeius)
Mar. 3, 2004 - cuz i'm hella cool, that's why
Mar. 1, 2004 - this is my scheming face
Feb. 27, 2004 - i am acting astonished
Feb. 26, 2004 - you can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick
Feb. 25, 2004 - no one fed me so i stayed
Feb. 24, 2004 - come see the duck
Feb. 19, 2004 - come on, let's rectify this mad look in my eyes
Feb. 17, 2004 - shine on, you crazy diamond
Feb. 10, 2004 - as the world falls down
Feb. 7, 2004 - i blew a fuse in my personality
Feb. 5, 2004 - i am heaven sent
Feb. 4, 2004 - if you slow down now, then you're gonna get caught
Feb. 2, 2004 - look, i made a moustache with your hair
Jan. 28, 2004 - if i had a hole in my throat, i'd put pennies in it
Jan. 27, 2004 - a lot goes on, but nothing happens
Jan. 26, 2004 - bound for the floor
Jan. 24, 2004 - shake it like a polaroid picture
Jan. 21, 2004 - badger, my ass. it's probably milhouse.
Jan. 18, 2004 - and it seems so, i don't know
Jan. 16, 2004 - "don vito was hilarious." -- don vito
Jan. 14, 2004 - i'm directly beneath the earth's sun...now
Jan. 13, 2004 - my word is a japanese name
Jan. 9, 2004 - if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Jan. 8, 2004 - i wasn't asleep, i was drunk
Jan. 6, 2004 - she's a fat girl with a lisp
Jan. 2, 2004 - duffman says a lot of things
Jan. 1, 2004 - hey man, you're looking goovy today
Dec. 31, 2003 - i just might stop to check you out
Dec. 30, 2003 - i just realized that smoking is gross
Dec. 29, 2003 - that's why i molest little children
Dec. 27, 2003 - are you doing something sexual?
Dec. 26, 2003 - they all said she's just another groupie slut
Dec. 24, 2003 - we're not terrific, but we're competent
Dec. 23, 2003 - girls don't like boys
Dec. 22, 2003 - i'll make you smile for the simple fact i'm good at it
Dec. 21, 2003 - why am i all sticky and naked? did i miss something fun?
Dec. 19, 2003 - stop harvesting me with your eyes
Dec. 18, 2003 - do i look gay in this outfit?
Dec. 17, 2003 - i often have thoughts and emotions that can only be expressed through dance
Dec. 16, 2003 - looking for love in all the wrong places
Dec. 15, 2003 - oh boy, sleep! that's where i'm a viking
Dec. 15, 2003 - profit and sex is really what america is all about
Dec. 14, 2003 - big meaty claws!
Dec. 13, 2003 - i'm shaving my shoulders...i'm getting it all shaved off
Dec. 12, 2003 - this is just a modern rock song
Dec. 11, 2003 - half swedish and half asian
Dec. 10, 2003 - who's got the light?
Dec. 9, 2003 - i was talking to peachy-peach about kissy-kiss
Dec. 8, 2003 - good comrades go to heaven
Dec. 7, 2003 - that's what the world needs: patrick swayze pedophilia
Dec. 6, 2003 - straight to hell
Dec. 5, 2003 - it's good to self-pollute yourself once a day
Dec. 4, 2003 - can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
Dec. 3, 2003 - you're cranky. have you had your juice box yet?
Dec. 2, 2003 - he started heading for the motorway
Dec. 1, 2003 - i'll bring home the turkey and you'll bring home the bacon
Nov. 30, 2003 - another survey. you don't have to read it. it's boring.
Nov. 29, 2003 - i could have rocked the spot
Nov. 27, 2003 - you're old and you're ugly
Nov. 27, 2003 - i don't need your resistance
Nov. 26, 2003 - i am jean grey! except i don't suck
Nov. 24, 2003 - even the woodland creatures are calling for murder
Nov. 23, 2003 - quick on the draw with my hands on the floor
Nov. 21, 2003 - dot on the i between the h and the t
Nov. 20, 2003 - no pally, this is BRONSON, missouri
Nov. 19, 2003 - maybe in a paper boat we'll both just float away
Nov. 18, 2003 - if i strip for you, will you strip for me?
Nov. 17, 2003 - have you no shame, girl?
Nov. 15, 2003 - i bet your blood tastes delicious
Nov. 14, 2003 - known to cause insanity in laboratory mice
Nov. 12, 2003 - one of the many advantages of being cool like me is that you don't get eaten by cannibals
Nov. 11, 2003 - let's play 'find the eel'
Nov. 10, 2003 - bizarro, i love you
Nov. 9, 2003 - no donut!
Nov. 8, 2003 - will said skills pay the bills?
Nov. 7, 2003 - everything tastes better with rabies
Nov. 6, 2003 - ease up, you fundamentalist
Nov. 4, 2003 - what are we going to do tomorrow night?
Nov. 3, 2003 - stop looking at me, swan
Nov. 2, 2003 - hail satan
Oct. 31, 2003 - illiterate? write for free help
Oct. 30, 2003 - you intergalactic hussy
Oct. 29, 2003 - she stays up all night
Oct. 28, 2003 - i reign supreme in my own damn mind
Oct. 27, 2003 - now i wanna sniff some glue
Oct. 26, 2003 - time may change me
Oct. 25, 2003 - you spin me right round
Oct. 23, 2003 - take your best shot
Oct. 22, 2003 - i move the stars for no one
Oct. 21, 2003 - when i grow up, i want to be a principal or a caterpillar
Oct. 20, 2003 - sneak up behind you like a fucking tornado
Oct. 19, 2003 - sometimes it hurts
Oct. 18, 2003 - i could be the one that you want
Oct. 17, 2003 - wake up, frenzy
Oct. 16, 2003 - happy
Oct. 16, 2003 - trying to discover what's wrong with my mind
Oct. 15, 2003 - don't forget to fuck yourself
Oct. 14, 2003 - dumb like a MOOSE!
Oct. 13, 2003 - because i'm loco
Oct. 12, 2003 - just listen to me
Oct. 11, 2003 - it's like a little barbecue in my mouth!
Oct. 9, 2003 - you're old enough to buy firearms and explosives, right?
Oct. 8, 2003 - she's gone from suck to blow
Oct. 7, 2003 - tell 'em, steve-dave
Oct. 6, 2003 - damn your non-metal body
Oct. 5, 2003 - tell me what you want me to be
Oct. 4, 2003 - make rocket go now
Oct. 3, 2003 - another morning
Oct. 2, 2003 - you know my love is sweet
Oct. 1, 2003 - you don't need one word to talk to me
Sept. 29, 2003 - suicide diving
Sept. 28, 2003 - the door is made of soup
Sept. 27, 2003 - the people at the bank call me marty
Sept. 26, 2003 - daydream wonder
Sept. 25, 2003 - pointless survey time
Sept. 24, 2003 - nothing's gonna touch you in these golden years
Sept. 23, 2003 - meh
Sept. 22, 2003 - god bless our society
Sept. 21, 2003 - i will rule you all with an iron fist
Sept. 19, 2003 - sometimes i think i should be president
Sept. 18, 2003 - no thanks, i don't eat bugs
Sept. 16, 2003 - my words get blown away
Sept. 15, 2003 - rainbow bubble-gum porkchop
Sept. 14, 2003 - feasting on bums that sleep in the park
Sept. 13, 2003 - i'm dancing like a monkey
Sept. 12, 2003 - today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
Sept. 11, 2003 - the umbrella doubles as a parachute
Sept. 10, 2003 - watch out for piranhas
Sept. 9, 2003 - can i say shoes from texas are dumb?
Sept. 8, 2003 - gone with the sin
Sept. 7, 2003 - but you won't let those robots defeat me
Sept. 6, 2003 - there is no emoticon for what i'm feeling
Sept. 5, 2003 - there's just no reasoning with me
Sept. 4, 2003 - don't hold your breath too long
Sept. 3, 2003 - prepare to be thought at
Sept. 2, 2003 - stalker goes to babylon
Aug. 31, 2003 - i love dangerous games
Aug. 30, 2003 - she likes big words
Aug. 29, 2003 - we'll crush everything in sight
Aug. 28, 2003 - sugar high
Aug. 27, 2003 - help me, dr zeius
Aug. 26, 2003 - ride on shooting star
Aug. 24, 2003 - talk is cheap and lies are expensive
Aug. 23, 2003 - this isn't highschool
Aug. 23, 2003 - i'm a failure by design
Aug. 22, 2003 - funny bunny
Aug. 22, 2003 - suck that fag! as they say in England
Aug. 22, 2003 - this is a lesson in procrastination
the latest installments | what happened to happy? |happy-go-lucky first year student | college-bound (but still a bum) | my summer of bumming | grant mania | i came back. lucky you. | the pre-quitting stretch | kyle and the gang | turbulence | hanging out at the bar | mild dissatisfaction | yes, i had mono | so i made a few bad choices | that whole talking in plural thing | experimental period | i think i went a little crazy | living with dave