Spotty Bananas
Jan. 19, 2002 - good and ready for a change
Jan. 19, 2002 - won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck?
Jan. 18, 2002 - i'm retarded
Jan. 18, 2002 - music sounds better with you
Jan. 17, 2002 - don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Jan. 16, 2002 - don't stop, come a little closer
Jan. 16, 2002 - i just stand there-the conclusions jump to me
Jan. 15, 2002 - all that she meant was good
Jan. 14, 2002 - you are the circus, i am the freak
Jan. 14, 2002 - we'll run away, my dear, some place special, have no fear
Jan. 14, 2002 - sleep is good, but tv helps your brain
Jan. 13, 2002 - we don't talk about the goose goblin
Jan. 13, 2002 - i'll be there for my baby, for my baby i'll be near
Jan. 12, 2002 - i only know two languages-english and bad english
Jan. 12, 2002 - when the homies think i'm stuck up, i tell them "shut the fuck up"
Jan. 12, 2002 - the devil does drugs
Jan. 12, 2002 - i guess i just had my first taste of the filthy side of this business
Jan. 11, 2002 - these gloves came free with my toilet brush
Jan. 11, 2002 - army of me
Jan. 10, 2002 - you've got so many pills you could be a nurse
Jan. 10, 2002 - let's just say i had help from a little magic box
Jan. 10, 2002 - marijuana in your brain
Jan. 10, 2002 - a techno god
Jan. 9, 2002 - girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys
Jan. 9, 2002 - thirty helens agree
Jan. 8, 2002 - keep your mouth shut
Jan. 8, 2002 - tomorrow's just an excuse away
Jan. 8, 2002 - i go to funerals
Jan. 7, 2002 - i like your safety pin
Jan. 6, 2002 - kick the sandman in the sac
Jan. 6, 2002 - karma coma
Jan. 6, 2002 - damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Jan. 4, 2002 - my precious
Jan. 3, 2002 - kick out the jams
Jan. 3, 2002 - with a hole in your belly and a gun in your hand
Jan. 3, 2002 - you pretend that you care
Jan. 3, 2002 - if this don't make your booty move, your booty must be dead
Jan. 2, 2002 - your words burn the air like the names of candy bars
Jan. 2, 2002 - yup-i'm still awake....
Jan. 1, 2002 - i had a clever title, but i forgot it
Dec. 31, 2001 - never meant to do you harm
Dec. 31, 2001 - don't put marbles up your nose
Dec. 30, 2001 - so much time and so little to do
Dec. 23, 2001 - call me
Dec. 22, 2001 - stop calling me crazy
Dec. 20, 2001 - everyone loves me...
Dec. 20, 2001 - la-de-frickin-da
Dec. 18, 2001 - me mo mar may
Dec. 17, 2001 - it's the dunciad, you clod
Dec. 17, 2001 - please forgive me for my distance
Dec. 16, 2001 - bells, bells, bells...
Dec. 15, 2001 - they used to call me tricky kid
Dec. 14, 2001 - everyone says i'm special
Dec. 13, 2001 - comedy for the masses
Dec. 11, 2001 - beau monde
Dec. 10, 2001 - ok, so i lied
Dec. 10, 2001 - boy, do i ever feel stupid
Dec. 9, 2001 - she was nearly in a coma, from doing the bossanova
Dec. 8, 2001 - eep opp ork ah-ah
Dec. 8, 2001 - on closer inspection, these are loafers
Dec. 7, 2001 - give me a reason to love you
Dec. 6, 2001 - it could be sweet
Dec. 6, 2001 - leaves like this don't just grow on trees
Dec. 5, 2001 - there was a time, we had a time, there was a time we had a time
Dec. 5, 2001 - i'm only happy when it rains
Dec. 5, 2001 - fat lenny, fat lenny, fat, fat, fat lenny
Dec. 4, 2001 - i shot j.r.
Dec. 4, 2001 - in your face, space coyote!
Dec. 3, 2001 - oh, it's already been broughten
Dec. 3, 2001 - i'm la chupacabra
Dec. 3, 2001 - you can dance if you want to
Dec. 2, 2001 - caveat emptor
Dec. 2, 2001 - filthy whore
Dec. 2, 2001 - is that ozzy osbourne?
Dec. 1, 2001 - but brother, it ain't ketchup!
Nov. 30, 2001 - yep, that's a cat alright
Nov. 30, 2001 - excellent....
Nov. 30, 2001 - i am chronos, master of all time
Nov. 29, 2001 - amor vincit omnia
Nov. 29, 2001 - you didn't have to tell it like it is
Nov. 29, 2001 - satisfy my soul
Nov. 28, 2001 - guten tag
Nov. 27, 2001 - it just takes some time
Nov. 27, 2001 - buck up
Nov. 26, 2001 - i liked shasta mcnasty.....
Nov. 26, 2001 - hey mr chips
Nov. 26, 2001 - handle with care
Nov. 26, 2001 - did you hear? it's winter
Nov. 26, 2001 - i could be your baby doll
Nov. 26, 2001 - do that to me one more time
Nov. 25, 2001 - johnny knoxville is one attractive man
Nov. 25, 2001 - i wish i was special
Nov. 25, 2001 - and flash gordon was there in silver underwear
Nov. 25, 2001 - what's the world coming to?
Nov. 25, 2001 - god, those sons a bitches scare the hell out of me
Nov. 25, 2001 - spiel mit mir
Nov. 24, 2001 - noch einmal
Nov. 24, 2001 - don't get too close
Nov. 24, 2001 - do you really want to hurt me?
Nov. 23, 2001 - sometimes the best defense is a good offense
Nov. 22, 2001 - between screams and smiles
Nov. 22, 2001 - i'm afraid of americans
Nov. 22, 2001 - honey, here's a quarter-go put it in a washing machine
Nov. 21, 2001 - gotta love the eighties
Nov. 21, 2001 - wonder who owns that moon....
Nov. 21, 2001 - my skills astound me
a look back...
Jan. 19, 2002 - won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck?
Jan. 18, 2002 - i'm retarded
Jan. 18, 2002 - music sounds better with you
Jan. 17, 2002 - don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Jan. 16, 2002 - don't stop, come a little closer
Jan. 16, 2002 - i just stand there-the conclusions jump to me
Jan. 15, 2002 - all that she meant was good
Jan. 14, 2002 - you are the circus, i am the freak
Jan. 14, 2002 - we'll run away, my dear, some place special, have no fear
Jan. 14, 2002 - sleep is good, but tv helps your brain
Jan. 13, 2002 - we don't talk about the goose goblin
Jan. 13, 2002 - i'll be there for my baby, for my baby i'll be near
Jan. 12, 2002 - i only know two languages-english and bad english
Jan. 12, 2002 - when the homies think i'm stuck up, i tell them "shut the fuck up"
Jan. 12, 2002 - the devil does drugs
Jan. 12, 2002 - i guess i just had my first taste of the filthy side of this business
Jan. 11, 2002 - these gloves came free with my toilet brush
Jan. 11, 2002 - army of me
Jan. 10, 2002 - you've got so many pills you could be a nurse
Jan. 10, 2002 - let's just say i had help from a little magic box
Jan. 10, 2002 - marijuana in your brain
Jan. 10, 2002 - a techno god
Jan. 9, 2002 - girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys
Jan. 9, 2002 - thirty helens agree
Jan. 8, 2002 - keep your mouth shut
Jan. 8, 2002 - tomorrow's just an excuse away
Jan. 8, 2002 - i go to funerals
Jan. 7, 2002 - i like your safety pin
Jan. 6, 2002 - kick the sandman in the sac
Jan. 6, 2002 - karma coma
Jan. 6, 2002 - damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Jan. 4, 2002 - my precious
Jan. 3, 2002 - kick out the jams
Jan. 3, 2002 - with a hole in your belly and a gun in your hand
Jan. 3, 2002 - you pretend that you care
Jan. 3, 2002 - if this don't make your booty move, your booty must be dead
Jan. 2, 2002 - your words burn the air like the names of candy bars
Jan. 2, 2002 - yup-i'm still awake....
Jan. 1, 2002 - i had a clever title, but i forgot it
Dec. 31, 2001 - never meant to do you harm
Dec. 31, 2001 - don't put marbles up your nose
Dec. 30, 2001 - so much time and so little to do
Dec. 23, 2001 - call me
Dec. 22, 2001 - stop calling me crazy
Dec. 20, 2001 - everyone loves me...
Dec. 20, 2001 - la-de-frickin-da
Dec. 18, 2001 - me mo mar may
Dec. 17, 2001 - it's the dunciad, you clod
Dec. 17, 2001 - please forgive me for my distance
Dec. 16, 2001 - bells, bells, bells...
Dec. 15, 2001 - they used to call me tricky kid
Dec. 14, 2001 - everyone says i'm special
Dec. 13, 2001 - comedy for the masses
Dec. 11, 2001 - beau monde
Dec. 10, 2001 - ok, so i lied
Dec. 10, 2001 - boy, do i ever feel stupid
Dec. 9, 2001 - she was nearly in a coma, from doing the bossanova
Dec. 8, 2001 - eep opp ork ah-ah
Dec. 8, 2001 - on closer inspection, these are loafers
Dec. 7, 2001 - give me a reason to love you
Dec. 6, 2001 - it could be sweet
Dec. 6, 2001 - leaves like this don't just grow on trees
Dec. 5, 2001 - there was a time, we had a time, there was a time we had a time
Dec. 5, 2001 - i'm only happy when it rains
Dec. 5, 2001 - fat lenny, fat lenny, fat, fat, fat lenny
Dec. 4, 2001 - i shot j.r.
Dec. 4, 2001 - in your face, space coyote!
Dec. 3, 2001 - oh, it's already been broughten
Dec. 3, 2001 - i'm la chupacabra
Dec. 3, 2001 - you can dance if you want to
Dec. 2, 2001 - caveat emptor
Dec. 2, 2001 - filthy whore
Dec. 2, 2001 - is that ozzy osbourne?
Dec. 1, 2001 - but brother, it ain't ketchup!
Nov. 30, 2001 - yep, that's a cat alright
Nov. 30, 2001 - excellent....
Nov. 30, 2001 - i am chronos, master of all time
Nov. 29, 2001 - amor vincit omnia
Nov. 29, 2001 - you didn't have to tell it like it is
Nov. 29, 2001 - satisfy my soul
Nov. 28, 2001 - guten tag
Nov. 27, 2001 - it just takes some time
Nov. 27, 2001 - buck up
Nov. 26, 2001 - i liked shasta mcnasty.....
Nov. 26, 2001 - hey mr chips
Nov. 26, 2001 - handle with care
Nov. 26, 2001 - did you hear? it's winter
Nov. 26, 2001 - i could be your baby doll
Nov. 26, 2001 - do that to me one more time
Nov. 25, 2001 - johnny knoxville is one attractive man
Nov. 25, 2001 - i wish i was special
Nov. 25, 2001 - and flash gordon was there in silver underwear
Nov. 25, 2001 - what's the world coming to?
Nov. 25, 2001 - god, those sons a bitches scare the hell out of me
Nov. 25, 2001 - spiel mit mir
Nov. 24, 2001 - noch einmal
Nov. 24, 2001 - don't get too close
Nov. 24, 2001 - do you really want to hurt me?
Nov. 23, 2001 - sometimes the best defense is a good offense
Nov. 22, 2001 - between screams and smiles
Nov. 22, 2001 - i'm afraid of americans
Nov. 22, 2001 - honey, here's a quarter-go put it in a washing machine
Nov. 21, 2001 - gotta love the eighties
Nov. 21, 2001 - wonder who owns that moon....
Nov. 21, 2001 - my skills astound me
the latest installments | what happened to happy? |happy-go-lucky first year student | college-bound (but still a bum) | my summer of bumming | grant mania | i came back. lucky you. | the pre-quitting stretch | kyle and the gang | turbulence | hanging out at the bar | mild dissatisfaction | yes, i had mono | so i made a few bad choices | that whole talking in plural thing | experimental period | i think i went a little crazy | living with dave